I nominate myself for Mother of the Year. All you other mother's can suck it. And here's why...
My 7 year old twins got off an hour early from school today.
And I didn't know.
And I wasn't home.
And I apparently scarred my daughter for life.
Luckily I can bribe them with presents so they don't tell their father, he already thinks I'm crazy. To verify my craziness, see ALL my other blog posts.
Luckily my neighbor was home and they went next door. I can't imagine what would have happened if she wasn't home. I felt horrible when she called me. Horrible.
At least I wasn't at the bar trying to get my drink on. I do that in the morning while my youngest is at school. Hey, I am not a totally irresponsible mother! I will wait until she is at least a teenager before I bring her.